"KADAR KHAN HIT SONG PAISA BOLTA HAI"

ठन ठन की सुनो झंकार
ये दुनिया है काला बाजार
ये पैसा बोलता हैं,ये पैसा बोलता हैं
मैं गोल हूँ दुनिया गोल
                          जो बोलू खोल दूँ सब की पोल
ये पैसा बोलता हैं,ये पैसा बोलता हैं
                          रंग गोरा हो या काला हो
                          जग उसका जो पैसा वाला हो
घपले से मिले या रिश्वत से
बनता है मुकद्दर दौलत से
सच्चा है यहाँ कंगाल
तो बेईमान है मालामाल
                        ये पैसा बोलता हैं,ये पैसा बोलता हैं
भगवन के घर भी खोट चले
पूजा के लिए भी नोट चले
जो चाहे करवालो धन से
हर काम बने डोनेशन से
मिलता हैं उस ही को वोट
दिखाए जो वोटर को नोट
                    ये पैसा बोलता हैं,ये पैसा बोलता हैं
पैसो पे अगर मैं मरता हूँ
बतलाओ बुरा क्या करता हूँ
जब बजती हैं शहनाई धन की
तब उठती हैं डॉली दुल्हन की
मैं गंगू तेली को दून राज
गधे के सर पे रख दूँ ताज
                    ये पैसा बोलता हैं,ये पैसा बोलता हैं
ठन ठन की सुनो झंकार
ये दुनिया हैं कला बाजार
                    ये पैसा बोलता हैं,ये पैसा बोलता हैं.

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